We have apprehended a dangerous threat in one of our very own labs, quiet!
We believe that this... this monstrosity is the product of illegal genetic experimentation.
What deranged lunatic would create something like this?
I prefer deranged genius, but thank you for the introduction.
Dr. Jamba Dukiba, you were tasked with safely studying biological threats, not creating them.
A threat? Experiment 626 is our Federation's most sophisticated weapon.
626 is unstoppable.
Indestructible.
And smarter than 100 supercomputers!
I don't want to play anymore! It's an atrocity!
Silence! He did not ask to be created. Perhaps if he is so intelligent, he has the capacity to reason.
Experiment 626, show us that there is something inside you that is good.
Look at that atrocity!
So naughty!
I did not teach him that.
You have made our decision easy. He is clearly the flawed product of a deranged mind.
Dr. Dukiba, your lab will be destroyed.
Okay, just leave me 626.
And 626 exiled.
Oh, come on!
Wait! No, no, no, you can't do that!
Don't get any ideas. These guns are locked under genetic signatures.
They're not going to shoot anyone but you.
No! No! No!
Knock it off! The Federation strictly forbids being gross!
Don't hate me, Sid!
Where is he?
He's loose on Deck C.
Now heading for the hall.
What? He is trying to find the police.
Who's this?
He uh, he took the red one.
Fire at will!
He's in hyperspace.
Where will he exit?
In 12 hours, we project he will collide with a planet called Earth.
That's a planet full of water.
Water increases his molecular density.
He'll become heavy and drown.
And so I think we can all say farewell to 6-2.
You're kidding.
Oh what a pickle we've got here.
If only there was a brilliant genius around to help me catch that monster.
You!
You are the reason we're in this mess.
And I can get you out of it.
If you release me and get me back to my lab.
Nonsense.
We'll simply vaporize the planet, Captain.
I'm getting ready, Councilwoman.
Hold it!
Hold everything!
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
You can't destroy the planet!
Aw man.
Uh, who's this?
Agent Pleakley.
Earth expert.
At your service.
Howdy.
Earth expert.
I'm an expert in that planet's floral, fauna, and fashion.
Yeah, this outfit screams expert.
Oh yeah, I'm researching an Earth species that's half cow and half boy.
It's very fascinating.
Yes, marvelous.
What's your point?
Oh, uh, Earth is our protected wildlife reserve.
So you've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.
Crikey.
Very well, Dr. Drakema.
You will travel to Earth where you will capture the escaped lab experiment known as 626.
Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him.
You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.
What?
I don't need a babysitter.
This is all very dangerous and it's quite likely you'll die.
Do you accept?
With every heart in my body, of course I accept.
I'm going to Earth!
Hey, everyone.
If I may, Grand Councilwoman.
Thank you.
Can I hug you?
Oh, sorry.
Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman.
That's not going to happen.
Of course.
I apologize.
I do not need supervision.
Permission to hug my new partner.
Brilliant.
Permission granted.
Right.
So what I'm just trying to say is that-
It would just be better if I went by myself.
Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission or I will be forced to intervene.
Oh, this is a dream they came.
I have so much packing to do.
Well, well, well, 626.
What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?
I know, right?
So cool.
They have a festival here.
Are you supposed to be here?
I'm in time for the convention.
Cool.
You're right.
Go, go.
Live your life.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hello.
Not again.
They deserve to be free.
I'm going to have to talk to Nani about this.
Sorry.
Hey, you're gonna be late.
Yeah.
What?
Is she? She's always late.
You haven't seen Lilo.
Lilo, thank goodness. I thought you were going to be on time today.
I had to get a sandwich for Pudge.
Is Pudge a friend in need?
He's a fish. I forgot to tell you that.
So you're late because you fed a sandwich to a fish.
Yeah, Pudge controls the weather.
She's so weird.
Lilo, honey, come on. Get dressed, honey.
Oh, guys, look. I got a friendship bracelet, too.
That's not a friendship bracelet.
Ew. Garbage girl puts garbage on her arm.
Girls, come on. Come on.
You know, silly.
It's not a friendship bracelet if you don't have any friends.
Girls, girls, girls. Wait.
Quickly, quickly. Stand in line. Get ready.
No.
No, no, no, no.
She's not coming.
Hey Wolf, can you put those in the door?
Read the note!
I'm sorry, I just dropped it over there, okay?
How about drug guidance?
Mom, that must be so stressful for you.
How about you just leave me alone to die?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Use the back.
It's just about right in the back.
These little houses, right?
You just gotta have a good...
Oh.
There you go.
Um, actually, would you mind waiting here for just a second?
Yes, of course.
Okay.
So, uh, what can I get you to drink?
Do you have tea?
Of course I have.
There's a lot of unpaid bills here, Nani.
How often would you say you leave your little sister home alone?
What?
No, why would I do that?
I would never leave my sister home alone.
Smoke, Nani!
Oh, oh, oh!
The alarm!
The smoke alarm!
Oh, don't worry.
There's no batteries in there.
Lilo!
They took mine because it kept going off.
That's not true.
Say aloha to Mrs. Kekoa.
Aloha, Lilo.
How are you?
Is that blood?
Oh, yeah.
I've been practicing jumping out of my window.
Ha, she's kidding.
She's actually been very well behaved recently, haven't you?
Right?
Yeah.
I've been more than good, Mrs. Kekoa.
I've been doing really, really great at hula.
Made a ton of new friends there, and they all think I'm the coolest.
I've been eating a lot of organic stuff.
Sometimes I'm not.
Sometimes I eat too much, and I've been eating five or ten times a day.
Sometimes I eat so much I can't breathe.
That's enough imagination for you, you little weirdy.
Oh, tea's ready.
Mmm, okay, pretty sweet.
Okay, Nani, we both know this didn't go well today.
I can see you're trying, but you're too smart for me to beat around the bush here.
I know it hasn't been that long since your parents passed away,
but my job is to make sure that Lilo is in a stable environment.
And I can't say that in good conscience right now.
Listen, I know this is a lot, but you're practically a kid yourself.
Look, you seem like a goal-oriented person.
We have a new director coming into town next week.
And I would really, really love to tell him that you girls have turned the corner.
So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then?
Yeah, yeah.
Here.
Three things.
First, I want this house cleaned, including laundry and a fully stocked fridge.
Perfect.
Second, pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen.
Yes.
And third, file for health insurance for you and Lilo.
Got it.
Now, if you do those three things by Friday, I might be able to give you some more time.
Thank you.
What's capri-sagna?
Yeah, I take it.
And also get the insurance.
Yeah, yeah, you got it.
You're gonna need that health insurance for when I kill you!
Holy cow!
You're gonna smuggle our batteries!
I'll show you capri-sagna!
Look at me!
Why didn't you wait at Hula?
Because you weren't there!
Do you want them to split us up?
Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together!
Hey!
Stop pretending you're my mom!
Oh, at least I don't tell the social worker I like dumping out a window!
Much better than listening to you!
No, you're a prude!
I know you're my mom!
Woo-hoo!
Hey, Albert!
There she is, Miss Aloha!
Yeah, not today.
She's not.
Meaning it'll never go well.
I never liked that government lady anyway.
Why is she always so smiley?
Give me the creeps!
Yeah, well, our future's in her hands.
Ah, no, no, no.
Your future is in your hands.
And you're gonna have a very bright future
because of that Akamai brand of yours.
What?
Your acceptance letter to your dream school
magically taken out of your trash
and appearing in your bag at your place of work?
Ooh, that's a sign, girl!
Will you stop with this?
That school is the best school in the whole world
for that bionic magnet!
Bionic?
Marine biology.
Marine biology!
And they already let you in once
and they wanted to keep you for a full ride.
Yeah, I know, but Tutu, there's no way.
Lilo needs me here.
You ever ask Lilo what she wants?
She's six, so no.
Sorry, Tutu.
Had to catch a few extra ones.
There's twelve of us.
Hey, Lani!
What you doing here?
I live here.
With my neighbors.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
The waves was crazy today.
You know, and I was like, Lani should be here
because you're always, like, shredding waves
and I miss shredding you.
I mean, I miss seeing you shred waves.
Yeah, but I've always loved watching you.
Not to say that I'm like...
That's it, David!
Well...
I'm like, when are you going to go surfing?
Maybe when Lilo turns 18.
I enjoy the surf.
Bebe, now make up with your sister, yeah?
You need anything, you just ask, okay?
We're not just neighbors, you know.
We're Ohana.
Yeah, I mean, if you want...
No, no!
No, David, he said enough!
Warning, check engine.
Crash imminent.
Prepare for impact.
I think I might have nailed those cool sliders here.
You know...
You don't have to eat it.
Am I bad?
What?
That's what everyone says.
Nobody says that.
Maybe some teachers.
School security guards.
Look, you're not bad.
You just do bad things sometimes.
Just like me earlier.
When I yelled at you.
I just have to learn from my mistakes.
I saw a murder on Wednesday.
I know.
You want to tell me what happened?
People treat me different.
Bebe, they just...
They just don't know what to say.
But you...
You didn't mean what you said.
Did you?
Of course not.
You're my sister.
And I'll always be here for you.
Okay?
You got that?
No more Tickle Town?
Yes, Tickle Town.
Tickle Town!
Will you still be able to guess it when you join the Marines?
It's not the Marines. It's marine biology.
Anyway, it's not going to happen anymore.
I'm staying right here.
Remember when we put up those constellations?
The three sisters.
That one's you.
That's me.
And that one means time for bed.
I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Ouch.
A shooting star!
Go!
Oh my gosh. I have to make a wish.
You!
Ow!
What? What?
Ow! You can't...
You!
Gravity is increasing.
Do it now, sister!
Oh.
I wish to push upon a star even though it's very far.
Hope and pray, hope and might sent me my wish tonight.
All I wish is a friend.
A real friend.
Someone who won't cheese me.
Someone who won't run away.
Like a best friend.
Send me an angel.
The nicest one you have.
Please.
Pooja! Chapaga!
Shiju!
Huh?
Huh. What does this thing do?
Give me that back!
You're not authorized to take that.
Why? Does it eject you from the ship?
That would be nice.
Stop!
It's connected to his tracking collar.
That's never going to work.
Might as well give him a mood ring.
That collar tells us exactly where he is at all times.
And that's why our mission cannot fail.
Mission failed.
Oh, no.
No, I'm right so often that I don't even enjoy it anymore.
The novelty is completely worn off.
Oh, this is fast.
This is fast.
I know his every move.
What the hell?
Where did he go?
How are we going to find him?
We just have to follow the path of destruction.
I got him!
He talked to me!
Pooja! Chapaga!
Oh, no!
There!
Chapaga! No!
He'll find us all!
The humans are fierce.
Come on.
You're jeopardizing the mission.
We have time.
I'm in charge now.
The hells are supposed to share.
It's called vacation.
Once every solar year, the humans migrate to go see the sunlight and drink celebratory poison.
What are we doing here?
We've got to find 626.
We will, after we find him.
How are we going to do that?
With these and this.
It's a Federation-certified cloning device.
What?
Who are we going to clone?
This is never going to work.
Just be cool and normal.
They look like a bunch of Slim Jims with googly eyes.
They're all nervous, too.
Look at the disgusting popsicle bodies.
Human, what a downgrade.
They look like best friends, just like us.
They're perfect.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Here, I will hold you up.
Apologies.
What a nice arm you have.
Okay.
You guys alright?
Thank you.
I feel like I'm watching a job site.
My legs feel a little wobbly.
I know.
Don't worry.
You'll be fine.
You watched the video I sent you, right?
The walking video?
Yeah.
I did both stepping like this, one foot in front of the other.
Be cool and normal.
Aloha.
How are you?
I'm good.
Thank you.
I would like to check in.
Okay.
So, how many nights will you be staying with us?
I don't want to stay with you.
I would like my own room with a door.
Oh, and a hot tub.
I would like a hot tub.
A hot tub?
Yes.
That's how you stay down here.
Okay.
And where are you visiting us from?
Earth.
We both grew up with Earth.
Earth.
Okay.
That should be about it.
Marcus, could you help him with his bags, please?
Yes.
What is it?
Maybe some kind of a dog, right?
What kind of dog has six legs, bro?
Oh, my goodness.
That was better than I expected.
Which part of the falling down was embarrassing?
Hangers.
Humans.
Disgusting.
They're really simple creatures.
Every time an asteroid hits their planet, they have to start life all over again.
It's quite adorable, actually.
You know what I really like to do while we're here?
What do you mean?
Humans do this thing where they blast juice out of their nose.
What are you doing?
I'm finding them. We only have 48 hours.
Wait, wait, wait.
Humans have never seen a portal before.
The Grand Councilwoman was very clear not to draw attention to herself.
What about that guy?
Listen, I'm majoring in life studies and minoring in human textiles.
Trust me.
We need to blend in.
Aloha, I'm Stephanie Lam.
Breaking news on a strange situation last night.
A local tour bus ran over an unidentified wild animal who terrorized a wedding.
The creature is recovering at the Nāmea Olahe.
More on that at 10.
And hear from the wedding photographer.
Tutu, can I go into the animal shelter, please, please, please?
Nani let me do it.
Okay, but no wonder.
I'll pick you up after I finish shopping, okay?
If anyone tries anything, hit them in the eyes with this.
Whoa.
Cool.
Whoa.
Okay.
Whoa.
Sit down, sit down.
The Cable Guy! The Cable Guy!
Oh, you're right.
Um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, what's going on?
Oh, no, no, I'm sorry,
what's going on?
What's going on?
Can I pet the dogs again?
Oh, yeah, you can.
Okay, but you know you can't feed the dogs candy again, right?
No.
But it makes them happy.
It makes them have diarrhea.
99.626
I'm already going to get a earful for all these ferns we trampled on.
Not to mention, if we actually hurt any of the humans, I'm really...
Quiet.
He's listening out for us.
Who's listening?
How does this feel?
Oh, that's really good.
Yeah, they're called super ears.
Hey, baby.
Look who's back.
What's the matter?
Is it bath day today?
Man, no one in here is as happy.
Sorry, guys.
A.D. took all my candy.
Are you guys okay?
Huh?
Hmm.
Huh?
What?
Whoa.
This one looks pretty good.
Huh?
Whoa.
Wow.
Huh?
This is some kind of baby bear that came out of the trash.
Hey, Mikey, come here, boy.
Yeah, let's put this one back with her.
No, we do have better dogs.
Just, like, way better.
Not better than this.
She can talk.
Feel her.
Dogs don't get talk.
Dogs can't talk.
We can come back later.
You sure you like this one?
Oh, look at that genius.
He's using the mini-human as a shield.
Touch it.
Wait, you can't see that.
Ow!
That's your fault.
What?
An animal?
What were you thinking?
Was it her idea?
Did she bring one to this?
She has her big plate.
Go and get it.
It was my idea.
What?
Poo poo?
Are you kidding me?
Why on earth would you?
You can hop for that girl, no?
Hey, she's not often.
And for you too.
And a pet might bring jokes.
Remember, you don't hurt chickens, okay?
Like me and Alvin.
I forgot I'm covering my shit today at work.
Lilo, I need you to keep yourself busy, okay?
I've got to clean the house before work.
Are we going to keep him?
Yeah, just today.
Yeah!
But we are taking him back first thing tomorrow morning.
And hey, I need you to listen to me, okay?
He is your kuleana, okay?
Your responsibility.
You have to be a big girl about this.
Got it?
We can.
Special agent Cobra Bubbles.
There's no sign of a pilot.
No tracks, no trails.
Nothing since the incident.
Who says it walked?
Sir?
Sir, you're not in flight.
This is extraterrestrial.
Hmm.
Sir, second team intercepted this from a nearby dog shelter.
You were right.
I'm sorry, sir.
What division are you from?
When things fall out of the sky, you're the public's first line of defense.
I'm the last.
Often the only.
I need to find out what kind of threat we're dealing with.
Okay, just stay put.
I'll be back in a second.
Hey, Myrtle, look!
I got a new dog!
Oh, no, not Lilo.
That's the weirdest thing.
Just like you.
Hey, look!
She's a dog!
Stop it!
Lilo, like a dog.
Be careful with her!
Lilo, what is up with your dog?
What is up with you?
Wait for me!
You're doing it!
Lilo!
I don't know.
Bring her over here.
How long does this thing last?
I don't know.
Isn't that them?
Hurry!
He'll stop at nothing to get away from us.
He will likely head for a big city for maximum destruction.
But he's going to find out real soon.
He's stuck here.
No.
Don't you love being on an island with no big city?
It's miles and miles of water.
Come on!
I'm going to take you to my favorite spot.
You're going to love it.
Come on!
Come on, Myrtle!
Thank you so much!
It's just water.
Ready?
Ready!
Oh, so you like trouble, huh?
Come on, boy!
You know you shouldn't be here.
Come on!
Go, go, go!
Help me!
No!
He's after me!
Oh, my God!
Control him!
I'm trying!
No!
Wait, Lilo!
You don't have to stitch that off!
What?
Why?
What?
That's mean!
Stitch!
Lilo, you can't just do that, okay?
Seriously, I thought I almost hit something.
I...
I am so, so sorry!
It's...
Are you guys okay?
I...
Lilo, lock your door.
Was he dragging another man across the street?
See you later.
Get over yourselves.
Give me a second.
Come on, come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Why do I have to be at your work?
I'm sick.
Because someone got kicked out of Lula.
See?
Here.
It's so boring here.
And, you know, dogs on the table.
Why not?
Because people eat off them.
Not anymore.
Who cares?
Now we're talking about bird pills.
Lilo.
Nani!
It's fine.
Here.
Yeah, it's nice to be babysitting your little daughter.
No, no.
It's fine.
It won't happen again, I promise.
Oh, look at the table.
Hey, Lilo.
How's it going?
Look, Daniel.
I got a job.
You sure it's a dog?
Yeah.
Brass.
Um, hey.
You know, your sister.
Have you noticed she's been a little, like, tense recently?
Don't worry.
She's always like that.
Well, she said that she likes your butt and fancy hair.
She told you that?
Nope.
But I read her text messages.
Oh.
Okay.
Stitch.
Oh, Stitch.
There's more.
We have to see at the table.
Stitch.
What?
Stitch.
Put it down.
The sock?
Yeah.
No.
But the sock?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
She's a sock.
Like a sandwich bun.
Mary.
Huh?
I'm gonna get you to the count of three, Stitch.
Oh, bless you.
One.
Hey, hey, hey.
Thank you.
Are you guys staying out of trouble?
Yeah.
Of course.
You hungry, boy?
Yeah.
Oh.
Stitch.
We should get a workout.
Watch out.
Not wearing an outfit.
There you go.
Six to six, you little scoundrel.
You're a piece of work, boy.
Hello, human.
Hello.
Look, look, look, we're close.
Wait, it's moving.
Come on.
Let's go.
We gotta go.
Oh.
Oh, look, it's Grand Councilor.
Don't answer that.
Councilor.
Your Majesty.
Are you just looking delightful today?
It has been 24 hours.
Have you captured the creature?
Start.
Start traveling, please.
We've captured his attention.
Oh, his attention.
Good.
There's no instruments.
Nothing here.
And are you enjoying the hotel?
Oh, it's a pleasure.
I'm obviously being sarcastic.
Go.
The vessels go.
Engage.
Oh, no.
Out of the way.
Find the creature.
And remember, you must use discretion.
Discretion is my middle name.
Oh, brilliant.
Is it too late to vaporize the planet?
Thank you.
Oh, I got the cheddar, ma'am.
No, no, I'm joking.
What an adorable little psychopath.
You know, he didn't even like that dog.
I don't want to hear it.
And I clean the house before work, so please don't make a mess.
Ah.
Oh.
B-Mole, he's getting water everywhere.
I'm giving him a bath right now.
Is y'all working a crypt handle pet right now, and I'm not?
No, I didn't say it was black. I said it was blue.
What's going on in there?
I'm being bit!
Gage!
I need your help!
Get him back in the bath now!
Where did he go?
There!
Be careful!
I'm not going in the clean kitchen!
He just learned his new house!
That's it.
Ew!
He's just curious!
Lilo! Help me!
He's a puppy!
He's not a puppy, Lilo. I'm not even sure if it's a dog.
Look!
Get down!
Gage! Stop!
Quiet! We're taking him back!
First thing tomorrow morning!
Why are you so strong?
But I worked for him!
And it came true!
We said one day! That was our deal!
What does that say? On the fridge reader!
We are not keeping this thing!
Ohana means family.
Family means nobody gets left behind or...
Or forgotten!
Why are you trying to go against your mama and papa then?
Because we were left behind!
Look.
I know.
All that stuff sounds so nice.
It sounds really nice to me too.
But that is not reality.
This is reality.
And I need you to start living in it.
With me.
Look, can you just get control of your dog?
And I don't even want to think about what social services it's going to be.
Ace, Foster, get me the social worker.
I'm going undercover.
You've got to stop causing problems, Gage.
You can play with squirrels, but be nice.
She was my best friend before you.
Hey, stop!
Bad dog! Bad dog!
Don't pull on her head!
She's recovering from her surgery.
Hey, that's my favorite phone!
Stop it!
This is called rule, okay?
That means I'm free, so I won't ever touch this!
Now be good!
Be good for one second.
She was smartest in her whole class.
That's the board.
That's how you serve.
Oh, this is how she trained.
She was great at it.
And she had a whole room full of witch rofies.
We used to go to the beach all the time.
She used to be fun.
But she couldn't hurt them.
I don't think you're supposed to drink that.
Did you have a family?
Family?
Family.
That's close.
Like mom and papa.
The people at home who give you lots of hugs and kisses and are there for you.
Even when...
No.
No family.
Is that why you act bad sometimes?
That's okay.
Maybe my parents talk to your parents.
And they say yes to each other.
Huh?
Tessa.
Hey, hey, what's up?
Oh, that's hula.
What's hula?
It's a Hawaiian dance.
You want to try?
Come on, come on, come on.
Now follow what I do.
Aloha ooa.
Well, I can't own a home, I know.
It can't wait for one fine day.
I hope we are young.
Until we meet again.
I'm so glad I found you.
Can I kiss your nose?
Noni, Noni.
You have to see this.
Okay, just like we practiced.
What are you doing?
What is this?
I'm excited.
Come, I want you.
I love that song.
Can you even see?
Oh, we're gonna be late.
Come on, turn that off.
Go get your shoes.
That's my superpower.
The only superpower that I have is sometimes when I run too fast, I fart.
Aloha ooa.
Nice to meet you.
I appreciate someone with your seniority coming to help us.
Well, this is my top priority.
Okay, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Hurry up, we're already late.
We gotta go.
This is our social services director.
Hello.
Hi.
I thought you weren't coming in until next week.
No, Noni, your case has been elevated.
So, this is Lila.
And who is this little friend?
That's my new dog.
Noni, I heard what happened last night.
Can we talk for a second?
Yeah, sure.
Because I was sick.
Oh, really?
What was happening?
You look very sick right now.
That's all I'm saying.
You don't look like a social worker.
I'm a special brain.
Your neck looks like clover.
You can read, huh?
Yeah, I can read.
I'm reading you like a book.
That's true, I'll get health insurance.
Don't even worry about it.
You said I had it until the end of the week, right?
Lila, bitch, let's go find a job.
Gotcha.
But I do want to know a little bit more about you.
Okay, what would you like to know about me, please?
Where did you get the name Jennifer?
It's a family name.
Are you kidding me?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We have to catch him today.
Why did you choose this foolish method of transportation?
Hurry, go for it.
Okay, this is it, Lila.
Okay, this is our last shot.
If I don't find a job by today,
then we are going to be separated.
Hey, listen.
For real.
I need you and him to be on your best behavior.
Okay?
Okay, good luck.
Okay, Stitch.
Mommy is counting on us.
So let's get to work.
Ready?
Stitch.
Okay, class.
Listen up.
This is your badness level.
It's unusually high for someone your size.
But we'll fix that.
So lesson number one.
Lend a helping hand.
Or a paw.
So this is how you clean.
First, use this.
Okay, we gotta get closer.
Okay.
That's better.
Lesson number two.
Don't wreck stuff.
It's really fragile.
So, can't break it every time you sneeze.
Now, your turn.
Really?
You can't just say,
Hey, let's get scooters and that's the plan.
At the nine-to-five.
Can you tell me how you did it?
I have no idea.
I looked at the light.
Lesson three.
Make a mess.
There's that one.
Now, okay.
Okay.
Good job.
How did it go?
Now look at this hotel.
Wait.
Well, um.
Hmm.
Okay.
Maybe you can do something you love.
Go, go, go.
And, punch.
Code 51. I repeat, code 51. Send an extraction team now.
Cobra, my hands are tied until the sample is processed.
Someone's after it too. The next chance I get, I'm catching it.
Stevie, help, help.
Lilo, can you hear me?
Call an ambulance!
Well folks, she asked if she could ride in the MRI machine. I told her I would check with you.
She's fun.
She got lucky. A few more seconds it could have been much worse, but overall...
It's a service animal.
Okay. And you can see the front and they'll run your insurance. Okay?
Mahalo.
Uh-oh. What?
No, no, absolutely not. It's not just the bills, Nani.
It's time for you to think about what's best for Lilo.
There's a way that the state will pay for all of this.
But it means that you have to officially relinquish guardianship of Lilo.
What would that look like?
Well, we take our lead from you.
You tell us how you want to proceed.
Say goodbye.
No. We don't say goodbye.
We say a hui hou.
Until we meet again.
I really thought they could make it work.
Why would he protect her like that?
You don't think they're kind of cute together, though?
No, he's not a pet. He's an experiment and a dangerous one at that.
I just think he's a lot cuter than you think he is dangerous.
He has sharp teeth, he has claws. I designed him to be dangerous.
Dangerous teeth?
You gotta answer that.
Don't answer that.
Quickly. For me.
Your Ma'am's the agent we got here not ignoring your calls.
We just intercepted a call from human authorities. Do you realize what you have done?
Nope.
Play the recording and take off that ridiculous hat.
Code 51. We found them.
Take them.
And not only have you alerted the humans to our existence, but you still haven't captured 626.
Grand Captain Woman, with all due respect, I'm not sure you know what's going on with 626.
We have found a glitch, which is making it a little harder to get him off this planet.
But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out...
You're a glitch, you buffoon.
I have had enough, Dr. Dukley, but you have exhausted my patience.
Consider our deal terminated.
What?
No tantrums.
Agent Peatley is hereby deputized to detain you under Federation orders
and escort you back to Turo immediately.
Uh, hello?
Oh, now? Right now?
No, later. What do you think?
No, no, no.
This is not a debate. A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess.
Did she hang up?
Jumba?
Well, Federation has always kind of been my way, overreacting all the time.
But, work's work, and we've got Apollo orders, and...
What?
Aloha, and Mahalo.
Oh, you're learning fast.
I really thought we were getting closer.
It's time to do this my way.
Oh, no.
Hey, Boopfang.
Hey.
What are you doing, silly?
Oh, just playing with my doll that I made at Tutu.
Aw, cute.
Pizza.
So, remember that time that I went to the North Shore that one summer?
Yeah.
And we were on opposite sides of the island, but we could, you know, go and visit anytime we wanted, right?
We just weren't together all the time.
But we could call.
You would tell me about all of your fun little adventures with Alvin and Tutu and stuff like that.
And we could talk a lot, just not all the time.
Is this connecting at all?
You're going back to the 15th?
No, no.
It's just that with Stitch and everything this week, things have gone from bad to worse, so...
We're going to have to make some changes.
And...
You know, I have to get some air.
Hey.
Remember when Papa took us camping out here?
What?
Yeah, remember? I had s'mores.
And you also did too.
Mama didn't take us camping.
They were fumigating. We had termites.
I went camping.
We had fun.
They were really good parents.
Hey.
I changed my mind.
What's that?
I'm making it with Mom too.
Come on, do it.
Me?
Ike ona ona noho i ka lipo
Wai fa'a dem place
A hoia e o
Until we meet again
I want you to know...
I love you very much.
It's going to be okay.
I promise.
She's not here.
What do you mean she's not here?
I don't know. Maybe she's at the neighbor's house.
Wake up.
Stitch!
Stitch?
Stitch!
I thought I lost you.
Stitch break.
Fabulous.
It was an accident.
Like I messed up.
But Stitch...
I'm bad. Stitch is bad.
You're not bad.
You just do bad things sometimes.
Ohano means family.
Sometimes family isn't perfect.
But that doesn't mean they aren't good.
Excuse me.
I'm here to help. This animal belongs to me.
She's not an animal. She's my friend.
Do you have anything else to say?
Hand me that.
You're going to use it. I'm going to count to three.
And then I want you to drop it.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
Four.
You're a genius, Stitch.
I'm not a genius.
First rule, a stranger's danger is my animal.
Nani?
Lilo!
This is all my fault.
Hoy!
And now I have a weapon.
Wait, why would I know what your sister eats?
I don't know. This is the only phone number I could find.
Good night. She's back.
Nani!
Stitch, no!
Okay, 626. Very clever trick.
Funny. I got to stare at my own derriere.
I've always wanted to do that.
What are you doing?
Okay, listen, I just want to say the Federation doesn't exactly appreciate...
I know you're in there.
Come out, please.
I've got huge plans for you.
I mean, for us.
Go away, hairy potato!
Did you just call me a hairy potato?
That's not nice.
Bring it, bring it, bring it!
Come back!
Hey! You're gonna run?
I'm not gonna run away from all this.
All these memories.
Humans are so attached to each other.
To their fates, to the alien experiments they've stolen from humans.
We got to go!
Attachment means...
You care.
Huh?
Nemo!
Stop now!
Caring causes people to make very stupid decisions.
Who is Mei Mei and Pei Pei?
That's Mama and Papa's room.
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
Stop it, or else!
Or else what?
What are you gonna do?
There he is!
I'm sorry.
My eye! My eye!
My eye!
Why would you do this?
Hey, stop it!
I'm only trying to help!
626, playtime is over.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay.
What's the plan, 626?
Say you escape the Federation.
You think you're gonna just stay here with her?
Live happily ever after on Earth?
You're built to destroy 626, and you have!
Look what's happened since you got here.
Her family is falling apart.
Let's just be honest.
The only reason you picked her at that animal shelter
was for your own protection.
Is that true, 626?
See, I don't think that's bad.
I don't think anything you do is bad.
I think it's genius.
If you care about this little girl at all,
you'll leave her here.
Peach?
Ah, this is for the best.
Peach, run!
David, Manny, meet me back at the house.
You know, you made the right choice.
The councilwoman was gonna exile you.
She was gonna waste all my brilliant science.
But I'm gonna do something even better.
And turn you into 627.
What?
Milo?
Milo? Milo?
I'm gonna check him out.
What happened?
I don't know.
Where's Milo?
I don't know. She's not here.
Actually, she's on a ship heading over here.
Oh, my God!
Okay, okay.
That was really impressive, girl.
Can we go home?
No, come on. Not that, I guess.
Actually...
Agent Cobra Bubbles, CIA.
Wait, what? CIA?
Wendell Gleekley from the United Galactic Federation.
I'm a fellow government worker.
What are you doing here?
Now, where is my sister?
Great news. She's alive and well.
Well, actually, I don't know if she's well.
This only tells me the velocity of them moving away from us.
Enough! I'm taking you out on that.
Let's go.
You know, seeing you with that little girl made me realize
you're not the heartless monster I thought you were.
But once I remove your capacity for love,
you'll be perfect.
And then, with 627 by my side,
the Councilwoman won't be able to stop me.
Oh, don't look so sad, 626.
We have each other.
I'm your old Hannah,
just like your friend Lisa used to say.
Was that her name, Lisa?
Lily?
Limo?
Limo, no.
What's her name?
Lilo!
Oh, yeah, that was it, Lilo.
Horrible name.
Let's get off this planet, huh?
Initiating hyperspeed.
Ready to launch in two minutes.
You need to tell me what is going on.
Where is my sister?
Not now.
Priority is reporting this incident
and getting this thing into custody.
People need to know what kind of threat they're under.
I'm not really a threat.
I'm kind of quite harmless, actually.
But you don't need to be that concerned.
This is actually my first mission in the field.
Wait, wait.
Aren't you supposed to protect us?
I took an oath to protect the American people.
Hey!
What do you think we are?
Cobra, you were right.
The lab was open again
and we've never seen anything like this.
Please.
There is something big at play here.
Have you found any additional evidence?
She's my sister.
He's the only one who can help.
Also, I took off your bracelets.
They were uncomfortable.
Yeah, it just comes down to having a vision.
That's all science is.
It's the ability to see what others can't.
And I'm guilty of that.
The Grand Councilwoman, for example.
She couldn't see the future
if it was standing right in front of her.
I wouldn't say that to her face.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, 60, please don't touch the wire.
Hey, do not touch another wire.
Please.
It's really frustrating
to have this relationship with you
and I say something and you ignore it.
When we get back,
there's going to be some real changes.
Not so fast, Pizza Face.
Lisa.
Let me guess,
you don't know how to work the spaceship.
You little...
What?
Why do you have party lights?
Well, that's none of your business.
Why don't you just admit
that your little friend
is a dangerous, freakish monster?
Also, cute and fluffy.
Hyper speed.
Ready for launch.
Time to go home.
Hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, look, look, look, look.
I had a pretty bad O'Hannah growing up.
There's not any excuse.
I just thought I'd give it a little...
Okay, okay, Tino.
Okay, okay, okay.
I suppose that sometimes
we need second chances.
They're descending quickly.
Can you go any faster?
David, faster.
You drive me like a grandma.
Stop.
There's no way I can't.
David, stop.
Stay together.
Fast.
Go.
Hey, Laurel.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hey.
Tino?
Tino!
Tino.
Tino!
Hello.
Eeloo!
What did he do?
He don't want us.
He's pissed.
He's pissed off.
He's upset.
Hurry!
He's upset.
Okay, okay.
Go.
He's upset.
I need you back.
David, Greeley to go.
Go, Giddle.
We need to get out of here.
We need something more powerful.
Like what?
Try it again, try it again.
Okay, we tried it.
Try it again.
We did all that we could.
We were supposed to grow up together.
I'm sorry.
The dog talks.
Oh!
Okay, we're gonna wash that out.
Stay behind me!
Don't worry, they're just scaring me. They're deadly parasites.
We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626 into custody!
I'm afraid I can't allow that. This creature poses a threat to your species.
We are sorry for what transpired here. Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! How dare you treat a scientific genius like this?
Hey, grandpanto woman, can you talk?
Impressive brain.
As for experiment 626...
What?
My name... Stitch. Stitch, then.
Will be in Stitch's custody.
Yes, thank you. Come here, Stitch.
I...
I miss you.
Who are these people?
This is my family.
I found it all on my own.
It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah.
Still good.
I...
Grand Councilwoman, can we leave Stitch with his new family?
Absolutely not! The Council would require supervision, and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?
Ridiculous! I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public. What if it didn't?
He's CIA. He's very good at keeping secrets.
Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this. How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?
You're heinous. You have my word.
You have all shown me that there is good in this creature.
However, I cannot reverse the Council's decision.
Experiment 626 has been sentenced to life in exile.
A sentence that will be henceforth served here on Earth.
I'm so happy!
Commissioner, hug the Grand Councilwoman! Still no? Of course. Yeah, we will be taking you now.
You...
Let's go home.
Hey, look at the bright side.
There were a lot of good memories in this house.
Some good,
some bad.
This one's kind of bad.
At least you got the wind chime.
That's crazy. Um...
David?
Me as well.
He is right, though.
I know this doesn't change our agreement. Well, actually...
Oh no, what's wrong? Nothing.
What actually played me?
Your house is destroyed, your dog is an alien, our baby's about to go to another ohana.
But that's what we've been talking about.
What if Lilo came to live with us?
Oh!
No, Juju, that is way too much.
Smiling already said yes.
It is usually a much easier transition in these foster situations if the family, hanai or otherwise, are involved.
Juju, that would be amazing!
After we rebuild, you'll be right next door, really?
No.
You're so smart, buddy.
I think you should join the Marines.
Baby, it's marine biology.
No, I, uh...
It's a lot more
complicated than that. I wanted to go, and plus that's what Mama and Papa would like too.
They told me so.
It's my kuleana to take care of you.
Oh.
Nobody gets left behind. It's also your kuleana to make sure you don't leave yourself behind.
Look at what your parents gave you:
a good head on your shoulders, a sense of place, pride and aloha, my brain, a creative spirit.
But most important, you give each other
ohana.
Hey, use up!
Because...
Nani, maybe college can teach you how to cook. Okay, come on, Smiling, get in here!
Sometimes Mr. Cobra comes to watch over Stitch.
I really miss your pretty face.
Me too, really?
Well, anyway, dragon...
Wait a minute.
Is that the bed from Nani's bedroom?
Does it have bars?
Sister, is this a prison?
That won't work.
Excuse me.
Sister? Where did you go?
Hello, beautiful!
Stitch, I missed you too.
Before you leave, check on Lilo for me.
It's time to sleep, why is there so much noise?
Bring the weapon, quick!
Good job.
It's stuck, the trigger won't activate.
Hurry up, sister.
You won't stay up all night practicing, will you?
Go quickly!
You're growing up so fast.
Good night, sister.
Good night, big sister.
Good Night, Sisters.